I give up. I will never understand you goose lady.
Sometimes I don’t know what you mean by these pictures… this is one of those times
What. The. Fuck…
And that’s why I love them.
So… it happened again… because I remembered I have my mic and wanted to at least make a valiant effort at doing the song justice to the best of my ability at midnight
your mom is obviously very sassy then
She’s… different from most moms
all moms are clairvoyant
Okay… but there’s still a 0% chance of me needing to use a condom tonight….
And we have a new leader!